Two hundred twenty thousand four hundred and Nine STARs!

Just like Rent, but with STARs instead of minutes!!

What the fuck are you talking about Joel??

Well, I just discovered that my iMDB STARmeter (that's trademarked everybody, so don't get any bright ideas) is at 220,409! Do you have ANY IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS??!?!

Nothing. Fuckin' nothin' man.

12/21/2012 UPDATE: My STARmeter is now at 67,924!  Do you know how important that is!? ...if so, please tell me.  I haven't the slightest idea.

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